September 2009
2 posts
This is not an exit by Chris Conley
Tonight will be the night that we begin to ease the plugs out of the dam. And we will stand knee deep in the flow, the undertow will grab our heels and won’t let go. And while we hold, our legs quivering, the water rises now to our teeth when we just let go and sail belly up to the clouds, the rocks scraping our backs. To breath in the air will be the only thing that we...
August 2009
3 posts
Things look different when you're drunk →
July 2009
10 posts
comrat:
do you want to go to the seaside?
...
Watchrickyv:
Last year Dave Carroll witnessed United Airlines baggage handlers throwing and breaking his $3,500 guitar. After being told he would not be compensated for the damage, he vowed to write three songs, make music videos and publish them online to get revenge. This is the first.
I’d bet not one month from now, Mr. Carroll willl have a brand new Taylor guitar.
“Wow, I started every single sentence with a “W”… even this...”
– Me, last line of an e-mail to all my summer-holiday-child-care-colleagues
Stop Motion Life in Pictures →
best stop motion i’ve ever seen.
I just wrote my first YouTube comment.
This is how pathetic I got…
But it did not involve the words “first” or “fake” or any insult. So there’s little hope for me, right?
June 2009
11 posts
My excuse for today:
“Tell him: Our street festival is an required course, too!”
Watchrickyv:
John Lennon was once asked in an interview “Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?”
Lennon replied “Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles”
Watchjakeandamir:
Coupon
i think i would miss something in life without a jake and amir every once in a while.
WatchHonest College Ad - CollegeHumor Video
"The farm was owned by Pluma’s father, Henry...
I’m currently doing research on my QM-Presentation and I just stumbled over this sentence. Who in the world would call his own child “Coffin”. WTF?
Questions I am asked at work:
songofsand:
Why’d you kill that baby?
Can you lock us in the dungeon now?
Where the hell do you work? Torture chamber? Kindergarten? (Hmmm, thinking about it, there might be no difference at all)
May 2009
13 posts
Just received an invitation to a birthday party...
… in South Africa. Unfortunately, it was not designed for me, but for this other guy with the same name, who always gives away his wrong email address… MY email address. And now that guy gets a nice suckling pig down in ZA. Lucky bastard.
And when life gives me a hailstorm (just when I want to go to a BBQ), I’m gonna make myself a nice caipirinha. Cheers Tumblr!
“Perhaps you may have noticed the seas boiling red with blood, the whore of...”
– Chris Thompson (Reuters)
(A failed Hollywood screenwriter?)
Thunderstorms.
I get used to them.
5 days in a row now. Forecast says, that it’ll go on for at least another 4 days.
What the fridge? It’s supposed to be summer, dammit. I need iced coffee, swimming pools, bikinis, barbecue, cold beer in the hot sun, shorts, reggea music, cocktails, blue sky, and a certain someone, who will always make me feel like summer.
Even Google knows
When I ask google “What to do in <my city>?”. First hit is a local undertaker. I hate this town.
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain (via comrat)
Noone ever understands why I don't like burning... →
April 2009
11 posts
2 tags
“The only thing you see in people is what you want to see in them and what...”
– Miguel Prado to Dexter
Check It!
jakeandamir:
The latest CH Original video, “Learning Guitar to Get Laid” is a writing collaboration between both of us. We also star in it! And it’s getting deleted from the site forever tomorrow so watch it now! It’s not. Trust me. No.
rofl^^ this made my day …uhm night!
Ever watched someone's face while playing... →
duct, duct, TAPE! →
Love it. The whole gallery.